The incomparable number 7008 March 24.

Welcome back, everybody, to The Incomparable.

I am your host this week, Moisesch-Chiou-Yan, and as it often happens, we have a draft

roll-around that is just too good of an idea not to do, especially when the

subject is something that we dearly love that we're deeply passionate about in all the annals of

the oral tradition across space time. There is one form beloved above most, and that is the

bad movie.

We tear them apart on rocket surgery here on The Incomparable, but sometimes we just love a bad movie so much.

There's something that we wish that we could have added to it to make it even more special in all of its glorious badness.

So this week, we are remaking a bad movie in draft form

and joining me to draft the bad

and make it better than bad,

which isn't necessarily good,

starting directly to my left in the Zoom window.

Mr. Cicero Holmes.

How are you Cicero?

Cicero Cicero.

Moises, I am wonderful. What are we going to do in this small room?

We're going to do things the way that Hollywood does them. We're going to plan the course of history with budgets approaching that of small nations just around the bend from Cicero is Monty Ashley.

Hey, Monty.

I'm glad to hear you said that about the budget because both of my pitches are going to be very expensive.

Very expensive. Good. I like what I'm hearing already.

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