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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

700 - Never Give Candy to Strangers

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2022

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

On this week's show:

* Falconer Jones Jr and his sky skiing days

* Building a kite prototype on your own 

* AI art

* Making eye contact 

* Candy cane trail

* Never give candy to strangers

* Gumball nipples

* Tommy moaning sound in public 

* Grizz podcast dream 

* Tom in heels 

* Maggie sh*t on Dan 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast. It's brought to you by, oh, ho.

0:08.2

Oh, okay. I didn't know what you were doing until you did the ho ho ho at the end. I thought you were losing your mind.

0:13.5

I didn't do anything. What are you talking about? I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything.

0:18.3

I didn't do anything. I thought of our last show close as closest to... It's called imaging. Okay? It's what holds this shit show together. At home floor store if you're looking for flooring, especially now, like, it's holiday season. It's the holiday season. You have guests over your house. You're like, man, I still have 1980s tile. You're talking about me. I thought you were going to talk about my carpet. My carpet looks so bad. It was so disgustingly bad. And it just changes your entire home. It makes you so excited to come home. Because I had that 1980s big white block tile John Elway

0:54.2

teeth tile big grout lines that got dirty huge and I couldn't keep them clean and when we put down the new tile the tile that looks like wood plank it's gorgeous like first they at home floor store team they'll come to you in a van an at home floor store van this is why it saves you money because they don't have to pay for a giant

1:12.7

store. Yeah, they come to you. Yeah, yeah. And then they leave you samples. Everything you can think of, luxury vinyl plank. You discuss the flooring in your own living room for Christ's sake. And they can get you any samples, super high quality, all carpet, all hardwood, all luxury vinyl plank, stone,

1:30.3

like I had. Tile. And then once you, they could leave some samples there, you could walk by

1:35.5

them like my wife did. Then once you choose one, their install team is great. I had to get all

1:41.6

the tile out of my house. So the demolition team was great.

1:44.8

I did not because with luxury vinyl planking, you can lay it right on top of existing tiles.

1:49.6

So much easier.

1:50.8

Yeah.

1:51.3

And so they're great.

1:53.1

Also, they do carpet.

1:54.2

So talk to them.

1:55.3

It's at home floor store.com.

1:57.8

Happy holidays.

2:05.9

Hello. This is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.

2:15.6

We hope that you will find our presentation precise, joke heavy, and just right thanks thanks Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.

2:53.5

Hey, everybody, it is another, a mediocre time with Tom and Dan.

2:59.9

I'm Dan.

3:00.5

I'm Tom.

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