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The Shallow End

#70 Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9612 Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Get ready to laugh until you cry as we delve into a hilarious treasure trove of emails from our excellent listeners around the globe! In this side-splitting episode of The Shallow End, we're spotlighting some of the most comically absurd, facepalm-worthy, and downright 'head-desk' moments from our listeners' lives. Have you ever locked your keys in the car while it's still running? Or maybe you've accidentally mistaken superglue for lip balm? Don't worry; you're not alone! Our inbox has been flooded with tales of epic fails, and we can't wait to share them with you. Join Lindsay and JG as they take you on a ride through the shallow end of life, where logic goes out the window. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share your own Shallow-End moments with us. After all, we're in this together! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.

0:09.0

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

0:18.0

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff.

0:29.1

Letters. Oh, we get letters. We get your letters every day. Mail, man, mailman, mail today. today reach right and pull one out those letters i love those letters

0:44.0

let's find out what you've got to say oh boy mailman mail today yeah baby, baby. Wow.

0:54.6

Right?

0:57.8

I feel like I'm back in the 60s.

1:00.0

I feel like I'm back in the 50s.

1:01.8

Or 50s even, yeah.

1:02.9

Wow.

1:03.4

Okay.

1:06.4

Well, today we thought we'd do something a bit different.

1:09.6

And if you haven't figured it out yet, we're going to read your letters.

1:11.1

Or some of them anyway.

1:11.6

Some of them anyway.

1:12.4

We are always reminding you of our email address, Lifeguard at shallowendpodcast.com.

1:17.5

And as you know, we try and read one or two every episode, but in the past few weeks,

1:23.4

there's been a virtual Niagara Falls of emails that have come in.

1:28.1

And we thought, why don't we just share these stories because they're all shallow end moments.

1:34.3

And there's so many of them.

1:36.6

And they're so entertaining.

1:38.5

Plus, it's a lot less work for us.

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