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And this is Katie.

And welcome to our evil Satan robot bitch club the time has come

the second coming is just around the corner oh yes obviously wowie so like honest, though, they're still honest to celestial Jesus.

I'm going to start saying that from now on.

Because I'm funny.

They're, like, this whole situation of coronavirus, like a little small part of me was still

freaking out, thinking that like, oh my God, what if this is

a second coming and and Jesus is coming back and I'm going to hell? And like I kind of kept

making these jokes the past week or so. And my boyfriend was just like, no, like it's still not

that. And I'm like, okay, right, right, right, right.

It shows very clearly because Utah, the people in Utah are panicking.

I mean, they're panicking everywhere, but you can't buy things in stores at all in Utah.

And it's like, weren't you supposed to have food storage anyway?

Exactly.

Isn't that why you have all those like powdered potatoes and cans that you store forever even though

they go out of date?

Which that's a side topic that I cannot wrap my

head around that so many Mormons buy this shit from Desiret, whatever, whatever. It's owned by

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