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Hi there folks, John here from my isolation booth.

This is just a message to warn you that these podcasts are recorded a couple of days before

they are put out that's due to allow us to edit and check the quality, etc.

So obviously as guidance is moving very fast at this uncertain time, some of the things

we talk about may rapidly go out of date.

I just thought I'd make that clear so no one thinks that any of the advice tips or anecdotes

we tell are in any way irresponsible and we do hope you're doing all you can to follow

the advice that the government give.

And we also hope that these podcasts are of some relief to you and we wish you all the

best.

BBC Five Live

Hello and welcome to Ellison John's isolation tips.

It's another show from lockdown but this is a show with a difference because today we're

celebrating one of Thornbree's great polymaths.

Someone who has mastered poetry, frugality and comedy to an extent he is Thornbree's

second best comedian ladies and gentlemen happy birthday to Mr John Robbins.

John, penbloythapis.

Penbloythapis to me good sir.

Yeah so you're the first one of our group to have a lockdown birthday.

Yeah, L down B date to be honest.

Not a not the only real difference from a pre lockdown birthday is no pub.

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