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#70 Stolen Valor

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Gimlet

Society & Culture, Documentary, Technology

4.729.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2016

⏱️ 26 minutes

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PJ dives into the world of military impostors and the vigilantes who hunt them. Plus, a dispatch from Dallas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

From Gimlet, this is Reply All. I'm PJ Vogue.

0:18.4

This is a video shot by a guy named Ryan Burke. He shot it at the mall on Black Friday.

0:24.4

And as it starts, Ryan is walking up to this guy in an army uniform. The man the army

0:29.6

uniforms walking out of a shoe store holding a bag. And Ryan asked the guy, hey, would

0:34.9

you mind just meeting my 10 year old kid?

0:36.6

Hey, sir. Hey, my son, look at me. He really admires guys in the army. Hey, buddy, I'm

0:43.1

Sean. What are you doing? We're in. I'm with the second time in Rangers.

0:47.6

Seventy-fifth? Second. Sean, the guy in uniform, is looking at the kid. But Ryan just starts

0:53.3

peppering him with questions. Ryan is fact checking this guy. He doesn't believe him.

1:08.8

He's convinced that this stranger at the mall is a fake soldier.

1:12.8

Where's your combat patch at? I gave it to a little kid again. All right, wash your flags

1:17.1

so low in your shoulder. It should be up here. God be on that one, bud. Sean, the guy in

1:23.1

the uniform, is starting to look pretty scared. For some reason, he keeps answering Ryan's

1:27.9

questions. But behind his glasses, his face is just starting to freeze.

1:33.2

That's where we're stationed. How come, uh, where's your shirt underneath?

1:36.3

And finally, in this very obvious, very desperate dodge, Sean picks up his phone and acts like

1:42.0

he's getting a phone call from his staff sergeant.

1:44.5

Why is he calling a staff sergeant? He's already a staff sergeant.

1:47.8

Sean starts trying to walk away from Ryan, but Ryan follows him and starts yelling.

1:52.7

This is illegal. What you're doing right now is illegal because you know what? I've worn

1:55.7

that fucking uniform and I've had friends get killed in Afghanistan wearing that fucking

1:58.8

uniform. No, you have it. You're full of shit. Stone Valor. Right here. Stone Valor.

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