70: Lord of the Rings in New Zealand

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Dear Webmaster, Please enjoy this episode of us speaking in runes about Lord of the Rings. After that, Alex gives us a much needed pick me up when he reads reviews mentioning bodega cats, who are as fuzzy as the ham they eat. So turn your ring lights on and try not to be put off to hobbits!

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0:00.0	Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written
0:08.4	by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I
0:14.7	wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:30.0	We're back. We have never left. Now we're stuck in here. I haven't left the front door in a long time.
0:43.2	I ventured out to the hospital today to get my infusion and it was a ghost town out there.
0:49.5	It is alarming really to drive down the highway and be able to speed in Los Angeles.
0:54.6	That's crazy. But anyway thanks to everyone who had to work so that I could go get my meds.
0:59.7	And thanks to everyone who made it through our special quarantine bonus last week.
1:03.9	Did you listen to that? We're back to regularly scheduled programming.
1:07.1	Yeah I would love to do another bonus episode if we're still stuck here. So send us your quarantine
1:11.6	reviews. Yes please. And we'll maybe do one, put corona or social distancing in the title.
1:17.5	Maybe we can do another episode. We'll see and maybe if they're good. That was creepy.
1:21.7	Okay our theme for this week. Why did we do this? Was Lord of the Rings in New Zealand?
1:27.2	I struggled with this one. Really? I struggled. Well I had a challenge that I struggled with too.
1:33.2	What was your challenge? It was all of this fault. It was uh yeah um given to us by our friend Olive
1:38.9	who wanted me to find negative reviews of New York City bodegas that mentioned the bodega cat.
1:47.2	I struggled at first and then I kind of didn't struggle. You'll see. Okay. But I've got all sorts of
1:52.1	stuff. Do you like reroute? I do reroute a little bit. Okay. But in a good way I think. I think
1:56.8	people will be pleased. So let's get started. Okay I also want to say real quick. My sister
2:02.4	and I Eve is actually studying abroad in New Zealand right now. Oh, I Eve. And I really didn't think
2:07.2	to ask her anything about Lord of the Rings because I did my research this morning. But hello to
2:13.6	Eve in New Zealand if you ever hear this. If she doesn't, Sherry will. This very Sherry will say hi.
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