Welcome to the screen rock podcast. The podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been writing our screens and indeed our minds.

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They're getting extra episodes every single week and extra content and priority on tickets to live events. The Illuminati, who pay $5.99 a month, they're getting a free hat in the post after three weeks of being signed up. Big shout out to Eugene, who runs our social media. He may be the son of God. God. And a big wink and a kiss, to the ladies who listen, who are indeed some of the

most gorgeous and sexy ladies in the United Kingdom. And I'm here, as always, with Jake

Farrell. The screen rock boys, up against it, big style. Yeah. Up against it, big, backs against the

wall here. The walls closing in. This is a cold rainy night in Stoke.

This is it. What we're doing? This is a Tuesday night away. We're also, for the bit of context for

those of you, not on the Patreon, you'll already know that this episode is not coming early access

to the patrons on a Tuesday. It's coming up on a Thursday because I... Because we're recording it

really late. Because we've recorded like really late. We've cancelled like four different recording sessions. Yes. And again, in an attempt to never to beat the charges that we are sickly old women, that is due to me having a throat infection for a week. You've been really unwell. I've been really, really unwell.

And I said to Jacob, is everything right with the Patreon? And they're all right with it being a bit late and stuff. He's like, yeah, yeah, don't worry. It's fine. Logged on there. A couple of people wishing me well. Someone accusing me of getting ill in the Bonnie Blue clue. That's got interesting. Has it? so obviously bonnie blue uh bedded a thousand men allegedly

well i i think she did do it there's a lot of people saying because i've watched all 1,000 videos

jacob's got ill in the brain one hundred ninety six one of those little counters for people going in out of a club There's a lot of these people, there's a lot of these fucking losers, right? And it's like, if you're going to do this, you're the mug. There's people who are making TikToks and going viral by being like, there is no way that Barney Blue is slept with a thousand. To sleep with a thousand men in 24 hours, you would have to sleep with this many.

You'd have to do 22 seconds per man, blah, blah, blah.

It's like, okay, she released one image from what was going on.

The way she did it was sleeping with 20 at a time.

That's how she did it.

She did that 50 times.

Someone's mum came. Did you see that? No, I didn't. I'm just recovering from the worst illness of my adult life. Why are you telling me this? Someone's, I didn't bring it out. Well, I brought up, because the patrons accused me of being in the queue, of getting my throat infection from being in the queue with the other lads. It wouldn't even make sense.

How would your throat get infected?

I don't know.

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