Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the screen Rock podcast, the podcast where we discuss

the weirdest and worst content that's been written on our screens and indeed our minds.

Shout out to everyone who subscribes to us over on Apple on Spotify, on YouTube.

Big shout out to the patrons who pay for this podcast, the £3.99 Freemasons who get an extra

episode every single week. The 599 Illuminator, you get a free hat on sign up. We have to give a big shout out to Eugene, who runs our Twitter account. He may actually be God. And most importantly, and nevertheless, a big wink and a kiss. M-Wha! To the ladies you listen, who are indeed some of the most gorgeous and sexy ladies in the United Kingdom of Britain. And I'm here, as always, with Jake Farrell. Two Java's in. Always excited to find out what we could say at any point. That was a perfect intro. Yeah, you didn't miss it. That is the first time. I didn't miss anything. I didn't mispronounce, misspeak at any point that if we wanted to speed up speed timer,

we could just chop that up and just copy and paste that.

Just copy and the beginning of every week.

Now ladies and gentlemen and specifically ladies, ladies, ladies.

That's a mixture of Daniel, you and Henderson and a friend of mine who speaks a bit like a pigeon.

He makes that noise.

Big one, big one.

Now, let's talk policy.

Please.

We've got very few rules on this podcast.

When we made this, we didn't, you know, we didn't know if anyone would listen to it.

We always said to ourselves, we do 100 episodes to see where we are. We're sort of three quarters of the way there now. People listening is actually the last thing we need, really. It's fucking not ideal. Especially the fact that people keep going back and listen to old ones because I've said some stuff. Yeah, that's not ideal. I think that some of those

episodes might get lost in a, in a server fire on YouTube.

Yeah, yeah, oopsie.

I might pay someone actually to go back and listen and find, like, you said you did crack, you said you think this about this comedian.

No, he told us how much Tom Rosen tolerance.

Yeah, that was last week.

We won't have any episodes left.

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