70. Iron Churnsly - Guest Preacher Jake Young

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2019

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Copper! Aluminum! Iron! These are METALS. We are made out of some of them, but only in pathetic, insulting quantities. We hardly register to magnets, and our capacity to conduct is negligible! May we scorn flesh, and praise metal! METAL—the most cost-effective conduit of Story proper. Guest Preacher: Jake Young (Wizard and the Bruiser podcast, Cartoon Hell on dropout.tv, @bestjakeyoung) Invocation Psalm: “Greasy” Liturgical Reading: “Iron Churnsly” Concluding Prayer Next Tuesday will be the day the Story finds you and finally robs you of your will to resist the Story.

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0:00.0	Hi, everyone. Yes, I know.
0:11.0	Where's Brother Reed?
0:26.4	Hey, buddy. The bulletin said Brother Reed this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Looks like you're stuck with old Pastor Andrew.
0:34.7	Because Brother Reed is sick. He's as sick as the story commanded him to be, which is
0:41.2	pretty gosh darn sick. Now, I see some disappointed faces on the tots, most of all. Don't worry,
0:50.6	Pastor Andrew knew a day like this would eventually come. What are you talking about, Pastor Goofball?
0:56.0	Well, I've been making a Brother Reed robot.
1:00.0	Yeah, me, Pastor Andrew.
1:04.0	You have been tinkering in the story's garage, learning to work with my hands,
1:09.0	build up the grease of sweat and labor.
1:11.6	And I think it's about time you met him.
1:13.6	What do you say, everyone?
1:15.6	Should we meet the Robot Brother Reed?
1:17.6	Well, I think they want to see ya.
1:21.6	Come on out, Robot Brother Reed.
1:24.6	Hey! brother Reed.
1:32.0	Hey, hey!
1:34.1	I have some goddamn manners.
1:36.5	I've spent months toiling on this.
1:40.7	Yes, I know perhaps he doesn't look exactly like Brother Reed.
1:45.4	Maybe the face lovingly sculpted out of raw beef and leather is a little uncanny valley for some of you.
1:48.3	Okay, look, like it or not, this is your brother Reed today, and you will treat him with
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