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God Awful Movies

70: GAM070 Apocalypse 3: Tribulation

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2016

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalypse 3: Tribulation; the story of Gary Busey not being in the shape required to jog on camera anymore, but doing it anyway. --- To get tickets to our live show in Chicago on January 13th (guest starring Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance), go here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

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So for the Asian guy's suspicious so he pulls out an anti-aircraft missile.

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It's a civil war cannon in a cannon.

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Yeah.

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Like he might as well, the guy might as well have the sword duck behind the counter and then

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just like hover back up inside a higher jet.

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Like he loves it.

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Then he slaps the jet right and runs out.

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And Gary's reaction might as well have been to grab the gun and put his finger on the

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other side like he had a trigger and be like, no, I have you.

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I'm sorry.

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God awful.

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