7 Weird Jobs The Children Of Rich Maniacs Bought Themselves
The Cracked Podcast
Literally Media
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2020
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Alex Schmidt is joined by comedians/podcasters Kate Willett (The Late Show, ‘Reply Guys’) and Eli Yudin (‘What A Time To Be Alive’) for a look at the weirdest ways the children of rich maniacs bought themselves professional careers. Listen for pop stardom, sports glory, and more careers you can try on like a hat if your dad is a dictator/mafioso/Bond villain inspiration.
Footnotes: https://www.cracked.com/podcast/7-weird-jobs-children-rich-maniacs-bought-themselves
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| 0:30.0 | Hey there, folks. Welcome to another episode of the Cracked Podcast. |
| 0:39.6 | The podcast all about why being alive is more interesting than people think it is. |
| 0:43.4 | My name is Alex Schmidt. I'm also known as Shmitty The Clam. I'm also known as Shmitty The Champ. |
| 0:47.6 | And I am also also wondering if you are on your way to work or maybe you're on your way back from work, |
| 0:54.2 | you know, but either way good for you. Whatever you did today, it was something different from the jobs |
| 0:59.6 | in the stories in today's episode. And what you did was different in all the best ways because our topic |
| 1:04.8 | this week is strange jobs. The children of rich maniacs bought themselves one more time that is |
| 1:11.1 | strange jobs. The children of rich maniacs bought themselves. You may not understand what that is |
| 1:16.7 | right away, but think about it for a second. It's just someone is a rich maniac. Then they have a |
| 1:21.1 | son or daughter. That person needs some kind of job to do and the funds of the rich maniac |
| 1:26.6 | purchase a very strange job for that kid. So it's sort of a story about wealth. It's a story about |
| 1:33.2 | surprising people in our world today and in the news in some cases. And I'm thrilled to be joined by |
| 1:39.5 | like the two perfect guests to talk about that with. Also, I get to tape with them because I'm in |
| 1:44.2 | New York City for a few days. So surprise, you know, right now I'm talking to you from New York, |
| 1:49.8 | New York, the city so nice, they named it New Amsterdam until the British took over. Anyway, |
| 1:54.8 | I'm joined by two fantastic comedians and podcasters. One of them is Kate Willett, new guest to the show. |
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