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7: Vault: She's never had a long relationship, they want to ask her exe's why.

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🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: She's never had a long relationship, they want to ask her exe's why.

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.3

Did you guys catch what our caller's name is?

0:03.3

Amanda.

0:04.0

Amanda.

0:04.4

Hey Amanda.

0:04.9

I heard you're on the air.

0:06.0

Hi. Hi. How are you? I'm doing good. How are you guys? Doing okay. You know, from time to time over the last eight years, we will get an email just like yours that is just, you're just confused by guys. You know, I think there's always a bubbling confusion about the opposite sex.

0:23.3

But at some point, you're just like, why isn't this working for me?

0:26.6

And I think you're probably there right now.

0:28.9

I am.

0:29.6

Yeah.

0:30.4

Is this a recent breakup we're talking about that brought all this sort of introspection on?

0:35.4

Well, I'm 33 now, and it's like I've never had a relationship last more than a year. You know, usually six months, it starts to go downhill. And it's just like you start thinking at a certain age. I want to get married one day, and it's like, what am I doing wrong? Mm-hmm. Is it possible, you know, I think I say this every time we do this. Like, is it possible that you're not doing anything wrong at all?

0:56.2

You just haven't met the right guy yet?

0:59.3

I don't know.

1:00.6

I mean, it seems like, you know, I've dated quite a few guys,

1:04.2

and it's like – it's just never, for whatever reason, you know, after the six-month period,

1:09.1

it just starts to go downhill.

1:11.0

And is it usually your choice to get out of the relationship or their choice?

1:14.8

It's usually mutual. I mean, you know, once or twice, I've dumped someone or they dumped me.

1:20.1

You know what I mean? It was never like a crazy breakup, really.

1:24.0

It was like more of a mutual thing.

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