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7: Vault: Babysitters Are Hit On More Thank You Think

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🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Vault: Babysitters Are Hit On More Thank You Think

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0:00.0

Get it, the bird show.

0:01.8

We got into this story.

0:02.8

I was telling my wife, but these two dudes that went to jail because they had sex with a girl that was 13 years old. They didn't know it. Her MySpace page said that she was a 19-year-old divorcee. Then they found out later after they had sex with her that she was 13 years old. One of the guys goes to her dad and goes, oh my God, dude, I got to tell you something, I had sex with your daughter. and I think he was 22.

0:24.6

And She was 13 years old. One of the guys goes to her dad and goes, oh, my God, dude, I got to tell you something.

0:21.1

I had sex with your daughter.

0:22.3

And I think he was 22. And the dad said, I don't care. I don't care. You're going to jail. He prints out to MySpace page showing that she's portraying herself as 19 and explains, I met her here. She never corrected this. Told me she was 19. picked her up on the street, went back to my place,

0:37.6

had a date,

0:39.0

Bada bing, bada boom.

0:40.3

13.

0:40.8

So that says, he says, I don't care. I'm calling the cops. And he does. And to make a long story short, he ends up in jail. Guy ends up in jail for... And it happened twice. Yeah, the first guy ends up in jail for a year with five years probation. and I don't know about the second guy, but he went to jail also. And the 13-year-old's MySpace page is still up online. And last when they talked to her father, he's like, yeah, she's still out, all sorts of hours of the night. So he wasn't doing a damn thing about it. So we got into this yesterday and I asked the provocative question

1:11.6

knowing they were going to be shocking answers. It's like, how young were you when you had sex

1:16.7

with an older guy when you misrepresented your age? Like he thought you were 22, but you were

1:21.5

really like 15 or 16. And the most shocking call that came in yesterday, I think, was from a woman

1:26.0

that said that her boyfriend had been cheating on her for a year.

1:29.0

And the guy just broke up with his girl that he was having sex with two weeks ago and found out when they first started having sex, she was 12 years old.

1:37.6

12 years old.

1:38.6

And then another call that we heard from was a woman who had had a three-year-long affair with the man of the head of the

1:47.0

family that we babysat, that she babysat for. And that's the focus today because Jen said she

1:51.2

don't think that's going to be that strange a call because she thinks a lot of young girls get

1:57.4

hit on by the fathers of the children that they're babysitting for.

2:02.1

Yeah, if that's you, Colin, tell us your story because it definitely happened to me when I was

2:05.9

younger, you know, because you're young and you're with their family or whatever, so you're

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