You're going to. The Oh, Welcome to episode six of the Thought Police, you're Matt Kelly. I am. I'm Mike Graham.

It's been a big weekend down at Glastonbury. Boris Johnson is still thinking of becoming the first prime minister in a while to not be married.

We won't talk about his girlfriend because that's all kind of gone away.

Although we could talk about the big story this week, which was his predilection for making cardboard buses.

Do you believe that?

No, absolutely not.

Do you know what?

I think it's so mad that I'm starting to come

and maybe it's true.

Funly enough I thought is that really the sort of thing you would make up on the

hoof if you were actually asked a question that you didn't fancy

answer it and it's so complicated the only thing that

makes me think it's slightly manufactured is that he said apparently a few

years ago to somebody else that he did he did have a hobby of making these boxes into things.

But the boxes were not wine boxes, they were cheese boxes.

Okay.

But maybe it just moved genres?

Well, possibly so.

Also you can tell his post, right?

Because nobody that I know buys their wine in two lead to two to bottle sizes in a case

I've never had that freshers ever no you can't get it down at the local liddles either by the way, but you know, but you can buy those things if you go into somewhere like I don't know well like the sharper image catalog was I mean you say somebody two bottles or Barry brothers. Yeah, it comes in a nice little wooden box with a slide and a rope handle.

I mean I have seen them.

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