The the Oh, So, Welcome back to the thought police.

Hi, you're Matt Kelly.

I am.

And we are two, what can they be described as very seasoned journalists right what better time to start

doing a podcast about politics I mean you literally couldn't make this stuff up could

you it's well I mean in 30 years none of us have ever seen anything quite like this, have we?

We haven't.

And you might remember last week you would give me a lot of Jip, because I was saying, don't

you think it's a bit dodgy and difficult?

If you're Boris Johnson and you've got this young girlfriend who could be a little bit

sort of embarrassing at times or a bit volatile now look what's happened.

mate honestly I've got this and I thought oh no he's going to be crowing about this.

Well imagine if it happened in Downing Street.

But you're absolutely right.

You know?

And I suppose with the Chancellor the Ex jacket calling the busies.

Well without really necessarily knowing what the details were going to be, this is the kind of thing I was sort of thinking could happen.

I mean I know that married couples have rows. I mean we've all had rouse. I mean I've certainly had a few plates thrown at me in my time.'m sure you have you know I was once I once woke up right when I was still married but I was sort of in the process of splitting up you might remember actually because I came into the mirror the next day I woke up my wife now my ex wife was punching me in the side of the head repeatedly.

This happened to a mate of mine all the time she used to just wake him up in the middle of the night,

the smack on the nose. And I came into work with a black eye of course. Well it's domestic abuse

yeah and of course I just eventually I managed to stop her from hitting me but I didn't

hit her back because you don't but she was absolutely going for it you know really

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