#7: "The Guinness Book of Guinness Records"
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2020
⏱️ 91 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Warning Broken simulation, the Sports Center for the |
| 0:20.3 | Apocalypse. I'm Sam Tripoli. join me as always is my partner crime |
| 0:25.0 | Johnny Woodard how are you Johnny I'm okay man am I still saying simulation wrong |
| 0:34.0 | no I think you I still get shipped for that like I say it wrong. |
| 0:37.0 | You say it like one out of five. |
| 0:39.0 | Timulation. |
| 0:40.0 | Simulation. |
| 0:41.0 | Simulation. Simulation. Simulation. Simulation. Simulation. simulation simulation you |
| 0:45.0 | you say simulation simulation simulation simulation simulation simulation simulation |
| 0:49.5 | yeah simulation simulation |
| 0:52.0 | guys thank you so much for all of your kind words. |
| 0:56.0 | You know, we're doing the best we can. |
| 0:58.0 | Craig these out as much as we can. |
| 1:00.0 | It is a hard show to put together. |
| 1:02.0 | Johnny's got to go into the guts and just get into it. Just do whatever he can to make me look retarded. |
| 1:09.2 | But if I wanted to make you look retarded, I wouldn't do any editing. |
| 1:12.0 | Okay? Johnny what were the biggest hits from last week what did people enjoy? |
| 1:18.0 | The the homoerotic dream I think is a real real popular where you would be passive bottom for |
| 1:24.7 | Adam Sander and you had his baby definitely not a power bottom as you kept |
| 1:28.9 | trying to insist you kept trying to push the conversation toward. |
| 1:32.6 | But I was like a power bottom, right? |
| 1:34.4 | And she was like, eh? |
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