#7: "The Guinness Book of Guinness Records"

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

On the latest Broken Simulation we learn that Sam finally has an opportunity to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, that one protestor's unique approach resembles the sign-off of a classic TV show, and that babies have a special potty-time dance.

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0:00.0	Warning Broken simulation, the Sports Center for the
0:20.3	Apocalypse. I'm Sam Tripoli. join me as always is my partner crime
0:25.0	Johnny Woodard how are you Johnny I'm okay man am I still saying simulation wrong
0:34.0	no I think you I still get shipped for that like I say it wrong.
0:37.0	You say it like one out of five.
0:39.0	Timulation.
0:40.0	Simulation.
0:41.0	Simulation. Simulation. Simulation. Simulation. Simulation. simulation simulation you
0:45.0	you say simulation simulation simulation simulation simulation simulation simulation
0:49.5	yeah simulation simulation
0:52.0	guys thank you so much for all of your kind words.
0:56.0	You know, we're doing the best we can.
0:58.0	Craig these out as much as we can.
1:00.0	It is a hard show to put together.
1:02.0	Johnny's got to go into the guts and just get into it. Just do whatever he can to make me look retarded.
1:09.2	But if I wanted to make you look retarded, I wouldn't do any editing.
1:12.0	Okay? Johnny what were the biggest hits from last week what did people enjoy?
1:18.0	The the homoerotic dream I think is a real real popular where you would be passive bottom for
1:24.7	Adam Sander and you had his baby definitely not a power bottom as you kept
1:28.9	trying to insist you kept trying to push the conversation toward.
1:32.6	But I was like a power bottom, right?
1:34.4	And she was like, eh?
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