Hi friends, so in this episode we're gonna talk about money.

The thing that everybody loves, but nobody wants to fucking talk it out.

I'm gonna share with you a lot of the things I've realized and a lot of the truths that I've come to about money.

Which have made me be a lot less constricted with it.

Because I've had a bad relationship with money for so long.

And every time I'd have to spend money on something that I didn't wanna spend it on, I would get fucking pissed.

Like, aware and aggravated, extra emphasis on the aggravated.

Like, it would piss me off to buy something or have to spend money on something that I didn't wanna have to spend it on.

Like, car insurance, I get it. Like, I understand it's useful.

But like, bitch, get real. Health insurance, fuck you.

Birthday gifts and Christmas gifts that you feel obligated into.

You don't really wanna fucking buy them. But you got to.

So then you go swiping your card and you get pissed off because you just spent money.

You didn't wanna spend. I get it.

I've been there. I'm still there sometimes.

But it's really, really hard to relax around money when you don't have it or you don't have enough.

Or you don't have a predictable income and like, assurance that more is coming.

And then you throw on top of that.

Maybe you do have a consistent income but you hate your fucking job or you hate what you have to do to make the money.

Then you're gonna resent it. Then you resent the fact that you need it.

We're gonna clear all this shit up and I'm gonna tell you a lot of the things that have helped me.

I'm not claiming to know everything. Alright?

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