Within the fantasy city of Golden Lake, the spells are expensive, life is cheap, and murders are everywhere.

These are the cases of the Fritz's soup-and-style detective agency.

This is Gums Shoes and Dragons, starring Alarify as Brass Kemp, John Patrick Cohen as Spoof McNivins, and Aaron Keith as Moose.

This week's guests are the dads from Dungeons and Daddies. Well, in a pretty little city got Golden Lake, there's no policy of punishing the reprobates, so criminals solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do. You got brass kept, a minotore orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves Smooth a given

There ain't no case can't be saw by these three

TRIA!

I get through cremases established the stage's been lit

I cramped in all the exposition that these measures can fit

It's time to roll some dice and get this mystery fixed

Gun Shoes and Dragon

Once a Dragon Once upon a time, four dads from a distant land were flung, along with their minivan

into a fantasy world.

Upon arrival, their children went missing, and the forefathers set out on a quest to

rescue them and return home.

This is not their story.

What?

This is the... Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,

what are I doing here? This is the story of a murder they came across while at a chronologically

indeterminate point on their adventures. Love it. Sometime after they met Payden, but before they

found their kids. Oh, I wish we had our kids. They have the night, at least I'm here.

That's true. That's true, Payden. I still wish my sons were here. The night is hot and sticky. Sorry. The Honda's odd. Jesus Christ, why do I think this was going to go smooth? The Honda Odyssey minivan grinds to a halt just outside the City University of Golden Lake. Hold on, coast to a halt. We got, hold on, we got Honda money now, so it's coasts to a halt, not grinds. Fine, sure. The otherworldly vehicle is out of gas and seems to be in a mood. Compliments aren't recharging its gas tank like normal. One of the fathers, a rock and roll cover band ad named Glenn Close, has an idea. What if we siphon some gas from the cars in this nearby parking lot? There's the parking lot in here, guys. If you take this tube, pay then you can suck on the tube and fill up the car with the other cars. That's cool. I drink gasoline for recreation. You know, I love that because it's kind of like you're recycling the gas. You know what I mean? It's like very eco-friendly.

And I think the kids call it based when you steal gasoline from another car because it's like it's just already out of the, it's already out of the open.

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