in the fantasy city of golden lake the dungeons are dank the dragons are big and the mysteries are plentiful these are the cases of the fritz's soup and salad detective agency this is gum shoes and dragons starring atler rfeiaron keef john patrick cohen and anthony birch is your DM this episode's guest murderer is played by Freddy Wong.

Well, in a pretty little Zinigal Golden Lake, there's no policy of punishing the reprobates,

so criminal solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do.

You got brass kept, a minotor orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves,

Scoof McGivin, smooth a given, there ain't no case can't be saw by these three.

Tri-A.

Negative cremaces established. The stage's been lit.

I've cramped in all the exposition that these measures can fit.

It's time to roll some dice and get this mystery fixed.

Gun shoes and drag us.

We open at the crime scene, or outside of the crime scene.

Dropped thoughtlessly into the intersection of Mithril Street and Furbulg Avenue,

the sleight-of-hand castle is known throughout the lands as the place for non-magical sleight of hand, illusionism, and generally uncool older men.

The dress code is formal, the dinner is overpriced, and attendance is invite only.

Unless your three detectives summoned to solve a mysterious death, that is.

A man who looks to be several dozen bricks poorly shoved into a suit checks your IDs at the door.

Anything you want to say to this character?

What is your workout routine?

Because Spoove over here told me he wants to get strong this fall.

Right, Spoof?

You keep miss for calling this.

I said I want to get jacked off.

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