4.8 • 697 Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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On this episode, Alanah, Austin, Troy, and Mike talk about game trailers, including some of their favourites, and then devolve into a rant.
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0:00.0 | Have I ever told you the two times I did stand up? |
0:03.4 | I don't even know about that. |
0:04.8 | I do want to hear. |
0:06.0 | I did it twice. |
0:08.0 | Twice in my life have I done stand up. |
0:10.0 | The first time was at a bar called Ben's half yard house. |
0:15.0 | And I don't know if you know what a half yard house is, but it is an establishment, a purveyor of alcohol that sells beer by the half |
0:23.8 | yard. So you get this big glass pill. It's the stupidest thing ever to do because it's giving |
0:29.5 | people copious amounts of alcohol. Mike, what's a yard? Can you help me out with that one? |
0:33.8 | It's, you know, it's what you put. Like three feet a yard? |
0:38.5 | Three feet is one yard equals three feet. |
0:40.8 | Okay, but what's a foot? |
0:42.2 | You also use a feet. |
0:43.9 | Guys, it's almost exactly the same. |
0:46.4 | It's about half the height of an adult man. |
0:47.3 | Okay, got it. |
0:48.0 | It's a one. |
0:48.8 | Wow, that is ridiculous. |
0:50.3 | Ben's meter house. |
0:51.7 | Yeah, let's just editorialize. Yes, the half meter house. Thank you. |
0:54.4 | You beat me to it. |
0:54.9 | It's a full meter. |
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