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The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

7.5 Fallen Warrior

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Arts, Books, Tv & Film

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Martha may not be as excited about this week’s chapter art as she was last week, but the characters do remind us of a certain Hundred Acre Wood character, to everyone’s surprise! Also included this week are the many things we “do like,” Harry mistaking Andromeda for Bellatrix (even though she isn’t singing), and imagined last words for Dumbledore, because we just aren’t buying the ones Lupin and Kingsley claimed. Finally, we stumble upon the very important question of why more wizards aren’t intentionally bald as a protection against Polyjuice impersonation.

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0:00.0

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 5, Fallen Warrior

0:05.0

May I have your attention please.

0:08.0

May I have your attention please.

0:12.0

May I have your attention please.

0:16.0

Will the real weird sisters please stand up?

0:19.0

We're going to have a problem here.

0:21.0

We're the real weird sisters all you are the weird sisters. We're the real weird sisters. All you are the weird sisters are fine,

0:24.8

but not the Vickers. Will the real weird sisters please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up.

0:32.0

Hi and welcome to the real Weird Sisters. I'm Martha and I'm Alice and today we're

0:37.0

here to talk about chapter 5 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

0:40.7

Alice who was the first person to be a guest on the real weird

0:47.5

sisters? Go! Please say it wasn't shut up Tim. Oh I guess you're not the right person. I'm an imposter.

0:55.4

Well, somebody betrayed us. I don't know who it was, but actually I think I might have

1:02.2

been you now that you didn't have the correct answer.

1:05.0

I was trying to forget, to be honest.

1:08.0

I was trying to come up with a question on the spot that didn't have to do a shut up, Tim,

1:12.0

but unfortunately that's the only one that popped into my mind.

1:14.8

How about...

1:17.8

What is almost Dumbledore's favorite flavor of Jam?

1:20.8

Jam? I don't remember that. Raspberry. You don't remember that you don't yes future reference it is raspberry yes it just

1:26.9

raspberry yes it just takes me a second this why these questions always

1:31.9

stressed me out I'm, I wouldn't have necessarily,

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