Check the Facebook, the Totten Tyler, official Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

Facebook page.

The unofficial gets off the rails.

They send messages there every once in a while.

Yeah.

And I don't check it nearly often enough.

But Melissa checked in last week and wanted to thank me for emphasizing that some listeners have mustaches.

We were talking about facial hair on women.

At my, at the, I was in the vet last week, and a woman waiting on me had a brutal stash.

And I thought, listen, I get women have hair underneath their lip, and they take care of that usually.

But this woman did not take care of that.

And it was just off-putting.

Hair under their lip? What? You know, underneath their nose. Yeah, push is called a mustache. I know you can't grow up. I know you can't grow up. Explain this to me. Right. Some people grow hair on their face. Women have more hair on her face than push does, right. She says, I have enough areas on my body that society wants me to shave to please a man's expectations of beauty. I'm married. I deal with us. I don't, if you're hair your armpits, I'm fine. I don't care what I think or what you guys think, but come on, a mustache and a woman, it's just not a hot looking thing,, man. It's not. I'm not going to argue this. She says, I married and get laid plenty. I could give an F what some random stranger thinks about my body. I didn't say anything about her body. My lady stash. Oh, God. Still love you, especially Todd and Nick. Either way. Is this in your actual email? I'm masturbating. That's an actual message from a woman. Yeah. Yeah. So you guys like moustaches on women? No, we... Okay, no you don't. Okay, then relax. Just weren't as piggish as you. Right. Give me a break. You guys were gross out. It's not a good look. You can have hairy armpits. I get it. Even hairy legs. Yeah, if you want to do that, I'm fine with that. Oh, it sounds like she doesn't just let it go. What? There was a new fast food restaurant that opened out far from our house, and I asked my son how it was and part of the review was the lady has sideburns and then I've seen those too I noticed she was

from Lake Havasu, Arizona where she listened from the old days right where we used to be on the

air so I said did that how you found the show right, I was working the streets for the city. My co-worker introduced your show to me in the work truck. Thank you for listening, by the way, if you're listening. We were painting streets, not dancing in them. Well, sometimes we did both. All right. So we still have a pretty good audience in lake havassu and that have any

razors in lake havishu yeah doubling down maybe it's kept his protection from the sun yeah

okay good one nick all right yeah thanks for listening by the way but i guess you if you do a poll

among i don't know all heterosexual men uh i would say 98% of those don't want a mustache on their woman. I would be interested to ask her husband, like, one-on-one how he feels about it as well. Right. Yeah. But like women with blonde hair, get this fine little... I've seen that. Yeah. Sometimes it's too thick, but most of the time it's not because it's blondeish, right?

Right, because it's not noticeable because it's blonde. Right. That's hair on your face push. I know you can't do that either, but that's... Well, I was looking at to see if there is a, like, there is a philia. sexual fetishism involving human hair known as trickophilia can involve attraction to various types of body hair including head, chest, armpit, or pubic hair.

Facial hair is not mentioned.

I'm talking about heterosexual men prefer that their ladies don't have a mustache.

Aphelia sounds like the first name of a Deadpool player.

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