7.3 The Dursleys Departing

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The Dursleys and Harry bid each other adieu, though not quite as tearfully as Hestia and Dedalus (aka the Order’s D-Squad) predicted. Awkward moments ensue when Harry realizes that Dudley didn’t actually attempt a clever booby trap, Vernon realizes the Order’s master plan to get their house, and Dedalus refers to the Dursleys in the absolute least flattering manner. Meanwhile, Alice and Martha discover the true identity of a certain top-hatted character whose watch dictates his behavior a little too often to be a coincidence.

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1:00.8	Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 3, The Dursley's Departing.
1:06.0	May I have your attention please.
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1:14.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
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1:22.0	Were the real weird sisters all you are the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.
1:24.1	All you are the weird sisters are fine, but not the Vickers.
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