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The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

7.20 Xenophilius Lovegood

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2019

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

The gang's back together, but Ron has some serious and somber work cut out for him when it comes to winning Hermione over again, and tuning the wireless radio certainly isn't helping. Luckily, Harry and Ron are very subtly able to get away to "pick blackberries," which is bro code for "goof off ten feet away from the tent." Meanwhile, Hermione comes up with a plan to pay old Xeno Lovegood a visit, which seems foolproof as long as no one touches the erumpent horn (and there's no way anyone possibly will).

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0:00.0

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

0:02.1

Chapter 20 Xenophilius Lovegood.

0:06.2

May I have your attention please.

0:11.2

May I have your attention please.

0:16.0

Will the real weird sisters please stand up?

0:19.0

We're gonna have a problem here.

0:21.0

We're the real weird sisters all you are the weird sisters are the real weird sisters all We're the real weird sisters. All you are the weird sisters are fine,

0:24.9

but not the Vickers. Will the real weird sisters please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up.

0:30.0

Please stand up. Hi and welcome to the Real Weird Sisters. I'm Alice and I'm Martha. Today we're here to talk

0:36.8

about Chapter 20 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Martha you psyched to be able to finally get to know old Zeno love good.

0:44.8

I was going to say I didn't know that the chapter was titled Zenophilius love good.

0:47.9

I thought it was Zeno love good the way that Dirk Cresswell describes him.

0:52.6

Oh, old Zeno lovegood.

0:54.3

That rag of Zino love goods.

0:58.4

Yes, I am very excited.

1:00.2

I wanted to tell a quick story about this chapter

1:02.4

before we actually get into it. Do you know what I'm going to tell a quick story about this chapter before we actually get into it.

1:04.0

Do you know what I'm going to tell?

1:05.0

Okay, I don't think so.

1:07.0

So in sixth grade, we had, I took art, as everybody did at our school for a six week class and one of the

1:18.4

assignments that we had to do was we had to draw a building where we had to paint

1:21.1

it we had to do watercolor building. And being the big nerd that I was,

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