7/17: Florida People Start Fires, Threaten Children, and Keister Crack Pipes

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Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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- A Florida man that really hates the Catholic Church, drove his minivan through the front doors of one and set in on fire while a morning mass was going on - A Florida woman who was arrested for DUI because she was literally asleep at the wheel of a running car got in more trouble when they found a crack pipe in her ass after an x-ray revealed it. She claims she didn't remember it was up there - The Costco guy who lost his job for screaming "YOU'RE THREATENING ME" while himself threatening an older couple all caught on camera, has issued his side of the story. Masks make him feel claustrophobic and cause him great distress and he felt like people were ganging up on him inside the Costco - A pub owner in the UK really wants to serve his patrons beers, but he doesn't want to get COVID-19 so he set up an electric fence around the perimeter of his bar that is one meter from the bar - A Florida man called the cops on himself saying if they didn't come to get him soon he was going to go over to the house in the neighborhood that was having a big kids party and waste about 20 kids with his many guns. The cops eventually found the man upstairs drunk inside the house of the party, he was the father of the host - Reviews and voice mails from the listeners Brought to you by Paint Your Life. At Paint Your Life there’s no risk. If you don’t love the final painting, your money is refunded. Guaranteed. And right now as a limited time offer, get twenty percent off your painting. That’s right. Twenty percent off. And FREE shipping. To get this special offer, text the word FACTOR to 64000. That’s FACTOR to 64000. Text FACTOR to 64000. Paint Your Life: Celebrate the moments that matter most. Brought to you by PredictIt.org/promo/hardfactor20 where you can gamble on news & politics. Sign up using our unique url and we will match your first $20 deposit. Sign up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:42.9	It is Florida man Friday July 17th 2020 we got will we got the beef we got mark
1:50.6	And before we get going on stories today I need to make some amends. I need to apologize for yesterday's show I said
1:58.7	Well, I said that the date was the was the 15th and it was actually the 16th so I'm sorry for anybody who I
2:06.6	Incepted into putting the wrong date down also
2:10.0	Sorry for getting so triggered about the bean war. I am just gonna I don't like the bean war
2:15.3	But I'm just gonna stuff that deep down inside. I should not be getting so upset about the I don't know how I got so angry about the beans
2:22.2	So you know that's on me
2:24.7	But yeah, well, we're at it all apologize to
2:28.5	Teachers I guess I'm pretty sure if I remember correctly my language is a little harsh
2:33.7	Telling them to like shut the fuck up about complaining about coronavirus. Well, I take that back
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