7/1: Drunks Operating Heavy Machinery, Bison Attacks, Parrot Prison

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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WTF Wednesday Edition -Bison are generally mad as hell and it seems that they're not going to take it anymore. This Australian idiot (below) tried to pull off a sick finishing move while hunting a Bison with a crossbow, but he got just a scoch too close and paid the price in the form of a pound of flesh from each thigh. I hope he's delicious. -Two hammered Irish sailors were sentenced to real jail time after they sailed 26 foot pleasure craft into a shipping lane which they then refused to get out of for either the harbor master or Royal National Lifeboat Institution. -Hugo's Tacos in LA was forced to close both of it's locations temporarily after the restaurant's employees were repeatedly attacked by customers whom were asked to put on masks. According to a post on Hugo's Facebook page (below) some customers went as far as to throw "objects and liquids" at the restaurant workers who dared threaten the customers liberty to breath unimpeded. -A Tampa man who runs a parrot sanctuary sent an email to the Tampa Bay Times recently arrived with the subject line “SOS.” The message read "My name is Majid Esmaeili (AKA) Magic and I am prisoner in my own property with over 200 parrots. No way to get in or out." ... this one is pretty self explanatory if you ask me. Also, after taking a look at this poor bastard it's pretty clear living amongst tropical birds was inevitable. ------------- Brought to you by http://PredictIt.org/promo/HardFactor20 - match your first $20 deposit in the stock market of politics. Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsN Instagram - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsNet Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG - @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG - @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG - @HardFactorWill Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:40.1	It is what the fuck Wednesday July 1st
1:43.9	2020 the first of the month and that means it's officially the second half of
1:48.6	2020 you could have fooled me
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