I think that you are touched by by creatures and other dimensions and they're giving you stories

and everything in your brain to then bring to this world. Or I'm an alcoholic and these are withdrawals

and these are the DTs and it's just these vivid fucking hallucinization. Florida, celebrate my

birthday weekend with me, October 30th in Jacksonville, Florida. Let's go surfing. November 1st in Orlando, Florida. Let's go to McDonald's. And November 2nd, Estro, Florida, avoid scalpers and go to burpherburt.com to get your lowest price tickets. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Let's just, are you recording right now, okay? Give me the wide shot. So I think, I think last night I got probably accused of bullying Kyle because we have had this ongoing for one week. Sniffle War. He sniffles probably what we've counted is about seven times a minute on average. And I been pointing it out and I go and I'm not saying

it's not that it's driving me nuts I'm the first time I said I go are you getting sick and he goes I don't know what you're talking about I said you have the sniffles he goes no I don't and then he went and I went no you do and he goes no no I don't and I just said okay you do but I'm just saying like Yo, let's get you floneys and clear up your nasal passage

because it probably gives you a nasal drip at night which gives you acid reflux there's a bunch

of things about it and they go it's clear it doesn't drive me nuts but it drives me nuts that

he tells me I'm crazy that's what drives me nuts his gas lighting heing. One! He does it nonstop.

Dude, it is like a black person's smoke alarm going off.

It is. Like, how could you live with this? So he did it, he was doing, he did another one, right? Yeah. He does it nonstop. Yeah. So I said, but here's the thing, Kyle. You got to understand. It was only because you were gaslighting me telling me it wasn't happening.

Do you think it's a Twitch? That's where my defense came in where I was like,

hold on, I'm not crazy. You will not make me sound crazy for you sniffling. And you go, well, it's

only when I eat spicy foods. I said, that's not true. And then you went, no, it is. Remember when

you ordered your appetizer ramen?

And so it's spicy.

But you sniffle nonstop.

And so I said, so today we're going to get you flow naves, and we're going to clear up your nasal passage.

Because it is something.

And I'll tell you why.

I'll tell you why.

You want to Smith.

This all week has been raising Kyle week. No, it's always raising Kyle. Here's the deal. You don't know until you know. And I'm going to give you a perfect example of why I'm bringing up you sniffling is one day I'm in a car with cigar and he says to me you

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