Hey, this is LA Beast and you're listening to the Mad Scientist Party Hour.

What is up, friends?

And welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name is Kevin Kraft, joined once again by a man who has burned all of his pants and underwear off and has currently stop dropping rolling on his boner.

That's Jeff Clark.

What's up, Omanati?

And broadcasting to us from New Orleans

Speak Easy, the bearded,

booger-eating carpet bagger known as Shuddy boy.

Yo, pratt, pratt.

What's up, fellas?

What is a carpetbagger?

It's someone who went to the South after they lost the Civil War.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

So the scallywag is someone from the South who sided with the North after the, uh, after the

civil war, which really should have been all of them, you know, because they lost.

Oh, I thought, I thought a scallywag is what a squirtle evolved into.

Dude, one of my homies in college, Paul's roommate, one of the blackest humans I've ever met.

He randomly would call people scallywags, and it was fucking hilarious hearing him drop it.

Have I met him before?

You haven't.

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