Hey, this is Curtis Armstrong, and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour!

What is up?

Fellow frienderinos and welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name is Kevin Kraft,

joined once again by a man who has donated his pants, underwear, and penis to science,

and is currently jacking a dildo off at us trying to pass it off as his own flesh.

That's Jeff Clark.

Hey, what's up, guys?

And beaming to us from the top of the Empire State Building,

the bearded booger-eating gorilla known as Shuddy boy.

Yo, brot-prat!

I know, the show's not as interesting as your side tab, Shuddy, but...

Oh, you know what?

I'm not even going to fucking deal with that today.

I have so much going on that I really could tell you guys that you should be recording without me.

So if that's the ball busting you want to start off right out of the gate with,

I can just go do the stuff that actually pays my bills.

We're just...

We're making sure you're paying attention.

Kevin, 15 seconds in the show, and you're already fucking ruining its future.

And it's, and the comfort level around here.

All right, great.

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