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We're passionate about beer.

I want to help you find the tastiest ones.

Each week, we try a bunch, tell you what we think,

and crack a few jokes along the way.

Because drinking beer is fun.

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I'm We were sitting in this room struggling, trying to come up with a way to start the show.

And my fucking old brain goes, hey, can you believe doing those, uh, inspections for cars in Texas and all

those one-stop inspection spots have gone out of business? They're all just gone. And fucking

grants like, I haven't done it in like two years. And Mark is like, it's been five years for me.

Yeah, we, uh, we're sitting on some expired stickers. Thanks for narking on us. I didn mean a narque on you. This is just the only thing that I could latch on to that has made me at the least been excited about this show today. If you're a listener and you're a cop, you have to tell us. Yeah, you have to. I think that's the way it happens. Oh, they'll tell you when they pull you over. Hey, I listen to the show. Fuck, license and registration. Oh, look at that registration. Hmm. I have been pulled over because of it several times. Yeah, and what do you do? They're just, if you're not doing anything else, the Austin police won't give you a ticket. They let you go because you're white. Essentially, yeah.

They give me a fucking ticket if mine's like three hours over.

He's been deported like three times.

Keep swimming back.

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