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The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast

690 - Pipey Brosmas

The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast

John Rubio

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.8799 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

The weather outside is frightful, but the PIPE is so delightful. Pairs with rolling ankles, a better cafe over there, and swallowing someone else's tooth.

  • Montucky Cold Snacks
  • Meanwhile Darlin'
  • Deschutes Symphonic Chronic Double Juicy
  • Earthquake

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas

End Credits Music: Better Get to Running by Bankston

Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode and every episode of the beerists podcast was brought to you by the generous support of listeners like you.

0:10.2

Do your part and go to patreon.com slash the beerists and make your per episode pledge and you'll get some rewards like weekly mini episodes, early access to new episodes, and even some gear.

0:21.5

That's patreon.com slash the beerists.

0:26.6

Hey, we're the bearest.

0:28.5

We're passionate about beer.

0:29.8

We want to help you find the tastiest ones.

0:32.0

Each week, we try a bunch, tell you what we think, and crack a few jokes along the way.

0:36.2

Because drinking beer is fun, and a beer podcast should be too. I'm So a few weeks ago, Mark, you rolled your ankle, fucked your knee up.

1:19.1

Yeah, it was about five or six weeks ago, and I'm still recovering.

1:21.5

And that happened to me too today.

1:23.0

It happened to me today.

1:24.2

I was walking and I fucking fell like an asshole right outside of the,

1:29.7

the park that I do my, my, uh, walks on. And I was done with like a three mile walk.

1:36.0

And I'm about to leave the park to come home and I fucked my ankle up. And there, I've got to

1:40.6

walk another mile home. Yeah. When I walked into John's house, we essentially did the Spider-Man meme where we were just kind pointing at each other. Yeah, that's exactly right. John is essentially a mirror image of what I, of the ankle I rolled and also the giant strawberry. Yeah, I'm going to have a scar on my leg. That fucking knee got torn up. Yeah. And as John saw, I have one. So, yeah.

2:02.0

Yeah.

2:03.6

So, like, we're, uh, we're the same.

2:04.0

Yeah.

2:06.1

Except for you're way taller than I am.

2:09.0

Yeah, I had a little, I didn't have any further to fall because I'm all torso.

2:09.6

Right.

2:13.7

Yeah, it was, uh, it was not fun. And, uh, that just happened a day and I went to urgent care and they cleaned me up and stuff

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