Guys, today we're going back, back to the beginning with one of my favorite reality television

stars.

From Laguna Beach, let's welcome Jessica Smith Evans.

Hi.

How are you?

Oh, this is just a she was on Laguna Beach.

Like, wait, so I was dying because I was like so stoned. Oh, yeah, sorry. I was so stoned watching the Laguna Beach reunion. And I saw you were in DFW and I'm like, you're like, wait a minute. Did you, but, okay, was it better if you were stoned? Because I found it to be incredibly boring. No, I think it was so cute. I think it was nostalgic. It was cute. Yeah, for like fans. I like, I like fast forwarded through the whole thing. I was like, let me just make sure I didn't shame my family and I'm good. I don't like to watch myself. I know. No. I'm having like a really hard time because I like, I'm like, I need to get better at just like podcasting and doing stand-up, but like, you have to watch yourself. Exactly.

And I hate watching myself. I hate listening to myself. I'm like, I want to, Wallace is bigger. Yes. Do something for my, like, you know, but I'm like this, like, sorry. I'm very, yeah, no, I'm from Jersey. I literally don't know my mother's from Jersey. So are my grandparents. All my cousins are still back there and very Italian. So I can't. Yeah, you got it. I know. I know. I'm the same. Even on stage, like, I think it's like, like, like I do this. I don't know how to, I could, I don't know how girls just sit like this and talk. Well, even like at the reunion, I was like, oh my gosh, I have to be better about my posture. Because I'm like, I mean, it doesn't help that I had a Stanley of vodka on the stage. One of the producers texted me afterwards and was like, no notes, the Stanley of vodka. I was like, I can't do it't do it. I was, I just got a cocktail like my way up here. Well, it calms the nerves. And, like, I just did my first ever, like, Arlington improv, which, like, improv is, like, kind of a big thing for me. So, but I was like, okay, I just went on Jasmine's Bachelorette. Like, I drank, like, three bottles of Lalo. So it's like, I need to, like, chill with the drink.

And, like, right before I went up, I, like, took literally the biggest shot of tequila just to, like... Yeah, you've got to, like, loosen up. I don't know. I feel like that. Like, I walked off stage and one of the ladies was like, you're so effervescent. I'm like, it's called up a pedal one.

Wait, I can't believe you're a Bravo fan.

I can't believe you're a bravo fan.

It's wild.

I know. I'm like, it's called to pedal one. Wait, I can't believe you're a Bravo fan.

Oh my gosh, I love it.

It's wild.

I know.

Like, do you like the children?

You want me to put these on now? Oh, yeah. I feel like we should. Or do you want me to wait? I don't know when we're talking or whatnot. I know. I'm just like, you tell me. And we'll, yeah.

Wait, so you have four children now?

Mm-hmm.

Do you like them?

Kind of.

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