Today, I am so excited to be joined by pop culture connoisseur, social media superstar, and

millennial mommy.

Let's welcome Jade Brandt.

Yeah.

So everything's just very extreme.

It comes all at you at the same speed and the same level.

I remember she was like texting me about her taxes. And I like literally would, I went through a phase where, like, I didn't pay my taxes for, like, three years. You're like, it's going to be fine, like, chill out. But, like, when I was in it, like, first of all, I made no money. So I was like, but I, like, convinced myself that the government was going to get me. Yeah. And it was a whole thing. And you're like, they're not going to get me. They're going to get Teresa Judas. Exactly.

But then like, they're not going to get me.

They're going to get Teresa Judah. Exactly. But then, like, she was going through this and, like, how much money you're making? I'm like, you're fine. Like, no, they're not coming after people that have no money. Right? Right? Yeah, let's hope. So, yeah. but we're going to make plenty of this year.

Okay.

Jade.

I'm sweating.

I'm already like giggling. This isn't be a great episode. Thank you so much for not only like, you like traveled to come on the podcast. Yes. But I like any excuse to come to Dallas. Okay. So like I really wasn't the reason.

Like you don't care.

No, no, I do. You were the number one and then there's a chicken Caesar app I want to try. So I was like, okay, perfect. Two birds, one stone. Was it, is it the black chicken market? I think it's something like that. Chicken. Bad chicken. Yeah. It is amazing. Is it?

Why did I say it? Amazing.

It's not no amazing, it's A amazing.

It is amazing. Is it? Why did I say it like that? Amazing. It's not no amazing. It's a amazing. It is so good. I can't wait. And you have to get the fries. Okay. Well, I'm on a macro journey. So I will eat the fry and then we'll be done with one. We're starting off. We just talked for about 20 minutes. And, like, I feel like I've known you for years. I know. But thank you for taking the Vaughn Lane. I actually drove. I drove. I was going to take the Vaughn Lane, but I decided to drive. I like to be in control. No, same. And I do appreciate a woman that would drive to see me. Because, like, I have a friends in Dallas that don't even come. Okay.

Now, I don't know.

Across. do appreciate a woman that would drive to see me. Because, like, I have a friend in Dallas that don't even come. Yeah. Now, I don't know. Across the Metroplex. No, my parents are, they live in Dallas Fort Worth, too. So, like, I make this drive all the time. And it's like, Dallas, I feel like Dallas is like my sister. Like, she annoys the shit out of me. And I talk shit about her. But if somebody from like, I don't know, California is talking shit about Dallas, I'm like, no.

Yeah.

Only I. she annoys the shit out of me and I talk shit about her. But if somebody from like, I don't know, California is talking shit about Dallas, I'm like, no.

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