69: Saint Patrick's Day Reviews Extravaganza

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

If you've never listened to Beach Too Sandy, prepare yourself by imagining you're meeting a 6-foot tall teddy bear with titanium legs. We're reading all sorts of reviews that are related (very loosely) to Saint Patrick's Day! Christine even sings and you definitely don't want to miss it. So pop out your Enya tape and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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0:00.0	From spending the day on crystal clear waters, soaking up the sun, to watching it set, chilled
0:08.0	glass and hand over a sparkling waterfront.
0:11.4	Tampa Bay makes the most of the Florida sunshine, long pass sundown, with so much to see and
0:17.0	do, enjoy a sun-filled getaway to Tampa Bay in the gorgeous Gulf Coast.
0:22.1	Put now for 20-24 with Virgin Atlantic holidays at your local store on the phone or at virgin
0:28.3	holidays dot code at UK.
0:30.5	Sign up to my McDonald's Rewards today and you can earn one point for every penny you
0:34.5	spend at McDonald's.
0:36.1	So now, every...
0:37.1	Monday morning, a cafe, anyone?
0:40.0	Every.
0:41.0	Oh, look at it.
0:42.4	Thanks, babe.
0:43.4	And every...
0:44.4	Oh, get your hands off my fries.
0:47.0	Is more rewarding.
0:48.5	Download the McDonald's app now to sign up.
0:51.6	18-plus points only on menu items, participating restaurants, only via app, serving time to
0:56.9	apply.
0:57.9	Privacy statement and season's is applied.
0:59.2	SeymourDonalds.com.
1:00.9	Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet.
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