Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. It's a comedy podcast about death.

We answer your questions. We provide you with dubious advice and we bring you all the

week's news from both Mars, which is a cold dead rock in the vacuum of space and AFC

Wimbledon, which is the greatest fan-owned institution in the world. I am here today with

the lovely Karen Howeian. Hello. Karen, tell us a little bit about yourself.

Well, I am an artist, illustrator and part-time Jedi. Mostly the part-time is because I have

kids, so I'll get back to my studies for Jedi training at a future date. I'm from Boston and I do a lot of pop culture

mash-ups, Star Wars, Disney, Doctor Who, and then I was lucky enough to work on Hank's

Wizard School last year and I did all the art for that, which was an incredible experience.

You can find Karen at her Etsy store. She also has stuff at dftba.com, your friendly neighborhood

e-tailor, and also I should add that the game that you did the illustration for Wizard School

will be available soon for the Christmas holidays. So usually at the beginning of the podcast, Karen,

we talk about, just how we're doing. How are you? I'm pretty good. Yeah, I'm a little anxious

just because I usually am in my basement when I do this. But other than that, I'm well.

There's a few people here. Yeah, it's weird. Usually you're just comments. It's weird to me that

you have bodies. Somebody just got the first comment. Congratulations. That reminds me of my

all-time favorite Hank joke. What did the YouTube commenter say when they finished fifth in the

marathon? First. We're going to skip the short poem for the day because I didn't prepare one.

If you come to my thing later today, I'll be reading a little bit of a short poem. Maybe that'll be better.

Yeah, so we're going to start with the question. Karen, this question comes from Fiona, and she writes,

dear, dear, John and Hank, this summer, Apple ran a promotion if you brought... Okay, so

when we make the podcast, I make a lot of mistakes, and then I just say, Nick back up, and that means Nick,

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