All right. Big announcement, folks. You might have been like, hey, how come Minion Death Colt keeps fucking up and eating shit and not releasing episodes on time and just being incredibly unprofessional and unappealing as a source of entertainment?

It's because we've been working on really cool merchandise, folks.

That's right.

We are extremely excited to announce our first shirt, sweatshirt, and hat in over a year.

And this is, of course, our first hooded sweatshirt ever.

That, you know, something that people have been clamoring

for anytime anytime it's a little overcast people are like where's my fucking mdc sweatshirt

and you're right and we're sorry i know well i've been very cold for quite some time because

you've been waiting for an md hoodie. Well, your time is now.

Hopefully, you know, you won't catch the cold anymore.

That's right.

We're not saying it prevents COVID-19 folks, but just do the math, you know.

Yeah.

I think it's safe to say the MDC sweatshirt is a balanced part of everybody's wellness platform and program.

I mean, as of right now, nobody has ever contracted COVID-19 wearing an NBC hoodie.

It's, it is, it's, it didn't think about it hasn't happened. It hasn't happened.

You know, that's just not even what we think about. We're not even thinking about ways to market this or anything. Like, it's just neat. It's just neat when you think about stuff. Yeah. I just like numbers. I like data. I'm a big

data guy. Dude, not to disrael this, not to disraeli gears this thing entirely. Uh, I saw a clip of

Elon Musk on the Big Bang theory, which I didn't, which of course should exist.

Yeah, of course that exists. But I'd never seen it. More embarrassing, I think, than the Simpsons

cameo. I think it's Elon Musk volunteering in a soup kitchen and wowing one of the nerds

in the soup kitchen so hard that he like almost wets himself

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