#687 I drive a Cybertruck, and I'm sick of people flipping me off (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Sorry about the delay, folks!

TODAY: We read an OP-ED from business insider beseeching the public to stop throwing things at the author's Cybertruck. She needs it for work (psychologist). Plus its full-self driving feature reduces stress, which is really important to your physical health.

ALSO: A story of one of Tony's customers disrespectfully blocking other cars in the parking lot, and a story of Alex steadfastly blocking other people in with his work truck to prove an important point.

FINALLY: DEI helicopter pilot hits DEI jet pilot? What are the odds? Now we're hearing it wasn't DEI??? But a different fake thing? Did God (Matt Groening) crash these aircraft into each other? We investigate the comments to find out.

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0:00.0	Do you know about Club 33, Tony?
0:04.0	Not only do I know about Club 33, but I've dined at Club 33.
0:09.5	You did not just say that.
0:12.6	I did.
0:13.8	I did.
0:14.8	You, I died at Club 33.
0:16.9	I saw the piano that Ellen John once played.
0:26.5	But you were there to report on all the other sickos in Club 33, right?
0:28.2	Oh, yeah, absolutely.
0:28.8	I was there.
0:32.1	I had these glasses that were actually a camera.
0:33.5	I took a lot of pictures.
0:37.3	Yeah, it was scary stuff. Took a lot of, what?
0:38.3	You were there for like Universal Studios?
0:40.6	Like figure out what their secrets, the secrets at Disneyland.
0:44.7	Yeah, yeah.
0:45.3	Yeah.
0:48.3	Yeah, no, this is, that's, that's like what she means.
0:50.4	She means Disneyland.
0:51.3	When she says the occult uses 33 she just means Disneyland because
0:55.2	that's the only thing I could think of well okay Disneyland but also a little thing called
1:02.7	12 inch vinyl that runs on that that revolves at 33 and the third RPM.
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