#686 - Jeff Ross

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Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2015

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Jeff Ross is a comedian, writer, producer, and director also known as the "Roastmaster General" from his work on the Comedy Central Roasts. His latest special "Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals: Live at Brazos County Jail" is available now on iTunes or http://www.cc.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're live? Good googly, moogly, Jeff Ross. Push that fucker up to your face and say hello to the world
0:13.0	hello world are you taking off the no headphones for you
0:16.0	how they don't have a rebel you don't give a fuck
0:19.6	you look great buddy you look great as well fellow black belt in Taekwondo?
0:24.0	I saw a picture you when you were a little kid.
0:27.0	Somebody posted it up on my message board.
0:29.0	You were like the youngest black belt in New Jersey or something crazy like that?
0:32.0	Yeah. Second, yep. Second in the country. youngest black belt in New Jersey or something crazy like that?
0:32.6	Yeah, second, yep, second in the country.
0:35.6	You fucking savage.
0:36.9	You were dropping some knowledge about all of this.
0:40.3	We started the podcast up quickly.
0:42.1	Look at that, look at that fucking. Wow That's bad ass little I never knew that I'm 10 and a half in that picture
0:46.9	Roddy chopping bitches am I still a black belt Joe technically if it doesn't fit around my waist anymore. You are you have earned it
0:54.4	whether or not you're at black belt level or not that's debatable but you have
0:58.4	earned your black belt so you are a black belt it It's like a marine. I love that.
1:03.2	Yeah. Once you go black, can never go back.
1:06.7	Um, we were talking, we started the podcast up abruptly because we were talking about, um,
1:12.0	how do you, how do you wait one question for you how do you think being a black belt has affected your comedy
1:18.2	My I don't I don't know none not at all I don't think I would have the confidence to talk shit if I didn't get a black belt early on.
1:25.3	Really? Yeah. It probably helps something. Come on, of course. For sure. In that way.
1:30.1	Well, it definitely helps like you not be worried about confrontation as much.
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