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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

685 - Home Phlebotomy

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2022

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Yo!

Thanks for downloading this show, and we hope you have a fantastic weekend! Last call for new BDM members! If you're looking to score an invite to the BDM Beach Party, being a member is your own way in. www.tomanddan.com/registration - All love - d

On this week's show:

* Ross McCoy and Crystal Vann are here

* Meat boxes

* Tom playing Roblox with his boys

* Tom's scorpion truck cover

* Dakota the bird rescue 

* Avian fashion 

* New Ross song- The Weeknd

* Ross' night terrors

* Sleep walking/sleep humping

* Russia burning fuel 

* China added an extra scene in new Minions movie

* Barricaded in Ikea

* FCancer vanity license plate

* Snow foam blower 

* Manti Te'o documentary 

* Blood Bus

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan is brought to you by...

0:04.3

You might as supposed to say it?

0:05.6

Yeah.

0:05.9

Or is your wife supposed to say it?

0:07.0

Because I'm not part of the team.

0:20.1

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's the Bart Marek team. The Bart Marek team, yeah, man. And half of the Bart Marek team is sitting in studio with us, Crystal Vann. In our presence. And this is what I do know to be true.

0:21.1

I've seen it multiple times where people use inexperienced realtors to buy ourselves a house.

0:27.2

I'm not going to blow up this person's spot.

0:29.1

But we had somebody mention it to us and they messed it up real bad.

0:32.6

Oh, I want to hear about it.

0:33.6

You know this person.

0:35.3

I can't tell you.

0:35.9

Listen, I want you to use the Bart Merrick team, but not only because I think they're great, they're a sponsor of the show. Half of the team is my wife. Yes, Crystal is part of the team. But also, you are doing yourself a disservice if you use an inexperienced realtor in this market. The Bart Merrick team, you're only hurting yourself. If you don't use them. Yeah. Because... I don't like that phrasing, Daniel. The Bart Merrick team, you're only hurting yourself. Yeah, yeah. Because you're not using them. That doesn't sell well. If you're using the Bart Merrick team, the slogan is, let's go! Oh, okay. I love that.

1:11.8

Anyway, it's because you, if you use an inexperienced realtor that doesn't know the

1:16.8

market, they're going to underpriced your house, or they're not going to help you as

1:21.2

much as they can buying a property because they don't know how to be creative with the actual offer that you write.

1:29.7

So let's talk about that a little bit, Crystal, because sometimes, like, knowing the current market helps you write a creative offer or an offer that could be, you know, propelled to the top if you're potentially buying a house, correct?

1:45.2

Absolutely.

1:46.1

A couple months ago when it was really crazy, we had to write multiple offers for some buyers.

1:51.0

We saw what was happening in real time with each offer that we wrote.

1:54.7

We got feedback on the offer, you know, and eventually we can adjust and tailor the offers, you know, to the current market.

2:02.1

But it's a lot of like little micro-movements.

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