682 - Stavros Halkias - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2022

⏱️ 124 minutes

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YOU BET I’M COMING UP IN MAY!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the worst dates they went on when they were single, whether they would ever have a threesome, the worst parts of being in their 20s, and more! They watch a video of a cool guy who urges men to go to the Philippines. Plus, Tom was on the local news in Erie, PA because of comments he made about the city on 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Joe Rogan Stavros Halkias is a comedian and podcaster. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his sexy Instagram posts, why men hook up with unattractive women, and Rocco Siffredi. He also gets introduced to all the classic members of the Cool Guy Club! Revisiting the cool guys prompts the question: Which cool guy would Christina bang?, which they explore in much detail.

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0:00.0	YMH Live is back this December 9th with a very cool Christmas special. We have all new YMH
0:08.6	originals special guests Bobby Lee. We end with a very heavy segment and there's an incredible
0:15.2	VIP pre-show and interactive one with the great Josh Potter that includes a YMH survival kit.
0:21.2	Get tickets this Friday at livestream.YMHstudios.com. Every closeted guy, when they pretend to
0:28.4	fuck girls, it's never a fat girl and it's like that guy's in the closet. If all you've dated
0:32.6	is 10's, if you never saw some girl and you're like, I don't know what's going on but I need to get
0:36.7	it. I need to fucking hold onto some love handles right now. You're gay.
2:06.7	That was, I mean that's like an ultimate banger from the show.
2:17.9	That burn, that burn, it's crazy. You know, yeah, this song was fantastic. What a great blast from
2:25.2	the past. First of all, you know what I love about you. I love about this hat. I love ZAR face.
2:30.0	Shout out to the boys of ZAR face where, you know, mommy's indeed. But that hat, the nice,
2:35.0	the red in the font brings out the red in your face today. What's happening? What the hell is going on?
2:43.2	Well, we drove separately today. And before you got here, we had a little accident on set.
2:52.8	Because he, just you guys know, he hasn't told me what he's done. What he's done or what they've
2:58.4	done. Oh boy, who's they? No, you fucking idiots. The J and the B. No. Okay, well tell me,
3:09.6	I'm dying to know you. Do you notice that there's a missing light here? Yeah, yeah, it's darker.
3:16.7	Yeah. Well, what happened? It fell on my fucking face. What? How? Are you fucking serious?
3:26.8	There was like we had some work done in here and like someone forgot to like reattach like a
3:32.0	safety like care be fully fired up too. Oh my god, babe. Yeah. Well, yeah, because the blood on
3:39.8	your nose and then on your eye is a little concerning. Should we go to the hospital? I don't
3:43.8	know. I feel like we shouldn't film today. No, it's fine. Those are like third degree burns on
3:48.7	your face, sweetie. It's fine. Now, if you don't get them treated, they blister and you could really
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