681 - Robert Kelly - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

We’re Home Here Now for another episode of YMH! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effects - that you can buy more than one winter coat, and hike a trail multiple times back to back. They watch a video of some foreign guys fighting in an airport, and discuss Tom’s experience having Bobby Lee on tour with him. They wrap up the solo segment by taking a look at a video of a very cool guy who discusses his interest in sex. Robert Kelly is a comedian, actor, and podcaster. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new stand-up special “Kill Box,” which Louis C.K. produced, the crazy things that happened while they were shooting it in Florida, their worst bombs, Robert’s weight loss, how Robert broke his ribs, and his time on the TV show “Louie.”

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0:00.0	I was one of the fatest Susan comedy.
0:01.9	John Panette died, Ralphie died,
0:03.6	so I slid right to fucking.
0:06.4	We gotta get Bert the same fucking procedure.
0:09.0	Well, Bert's not there.
0:13.2	Don't you dare.
0:14.2	Don't you dare.
0:15.1	No, Bert, he's earnestly said, please do not stick.
0:18.7	Do not stick up for him.
0:20.0	That was like my wife.
0:22.9	Once you get to a fight with the starburst lady,
0:24.6	you do not take her side.
0:26.6	You do not tell you are on my side.
0:28.4	Exactly.
0:30.2	Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:34.0	This episode of your mom's house is brought to you by SOTVA.
0:46.3	I have been talking about SOTVA for a long time,
0:49.0	and every time I do, I get messages from people
0:52.0	that thank me for recommending them to get a mattress
0:55.8	that changes the way they live, changes the way they rest,
1:00.2	changes the way they recover.
1:02.1	You're gonna sleep for a good portion of your life.
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