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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

WE'RE BACK: Today we discuss Facebook's new(?) embiggoting policy and what it means for the Minion Death Cult LLC™

Also: Zuck's incredible new Masculine identity and the real dangers of feminine business culture (Lina Kahn's FTC suing you)

PLUS: Tom MacDonald launders his Trump daddy fetish through once-beloved 90's sitcom mom Roseanne to declare "Daddy's Home," a collaborative rap filled with his usual zero-effort 10 and 20 year-old memes.

FINALLY: 9 Year old's parents want a Trump tattoo on her neck, good samaritan Tattoo artist convinces her to get american flag instead. People get mad at him? But NOT for the reasons you're thinking.

Join Teamsters Mobilize Sunday Jan 26th for a discussion of the recent Teamsters/Amazon strikes

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Music:

George Duke - After the Love

Maitro - BULMA

Malady - Yeah

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoonia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll
0:22.3	show you exactly what it looks like when they're all there in barn, stay tuned.
0:33.3	All right, I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell. And we are Minion Death Colt. The world is ending.
0:41.4	Deep State backpack rappers, conscious rappers trying to cancel Roseanne for making them all look like the industry plants that they are, is responsible, and we're documenting it.
0:56.4	What's up, everybody?
0:57.8	Welcome to the show.
0:58.8	Welcome back.
0:59.6	We're back.
1:00.2	I think this is a normal episode.
1:02.3	Does it feel normal, Tony?
1:04.3	It feels pretty normal.
1:06.0	It's pretty.
1:06.2	I like it.
1:06.8	It feels good.
1:07.9	They're saying it's the most normal episode ever folks uh nothing weird or off
1:13.9	putting or uncomfortable at all yeah and you know it feels good to be back in the ears of of the
1:20.3	people you know of the real proletariat not the patron elitist um we missed you guys i'm sorry
1:26.3	you know god goddamn capitalism wouldn't let us talk to you guys.
1:30.3	But, you know, we're back and we're here for you.
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