#681 Can we please stop with the anonymous post!!!!!!!!!!! (preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! We read some cool posts about the devastating fires in California and watch the right revert back to racism and tribalism to avoid confronting the real problems of inequality and climate change.
ALSO: Work is freakin' pissin' Alex off so he BLOWS OFF SOME STEAM!!!!!!!!!!! TRY NOT TO GET OFFENDED PEACHCAKE
FINALLY: Some misguided coworkers want the government to make Facebook implement Real ID so they can win an argument online; others complain about how there aren't enough security hoops to jump through when entering the building. Good stuff!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 0:00.0 | I took a screenshot of this, this Twitter post I'm about to talk about. |
| 0:05.2 | They're using like some ad that the LA Fire Department did in conjunction with, |
| 0:12.8 | guess what, 911, the television show where there is like a big lesbian, a big black lesbian, is she a cop or is she a firefighter, |
| 0:24.4 | Tony? I think she's a firefighter. Yeah. And so they were like cutting back and forth between this, |
| 0:28.9 | you know, this real life, you know, I don't know what her sexuality is, you know, but like big |
| 0:33.4 | butch woman, uh, or you know, at least she's got got short hair I didn't watch the actual video |
| 0:37.8 | but you know making uh an implication that she's uh that she's you know similar to the character |
| 0:44.8 | or whatever um and clint russell says let me ask my female audience if you're trapped in a |
| 0:50.9 | burning building would you feel better seeing this overweight |
| 0:54.3 | lesbian slowly jogging in your direction? |
| 0:57.8 | Or do you want some Navy SEAL looking dude? |
| 1:02.9 | And that is that is true. |
| 1:04.7 | I mean, I might be burning to death, but I'm not dead yet. |
| 1:07.6 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 1:08.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.2 | I mean. |
| 1:10.4 | I still got those |
| 1:11.3 | urges just like everybody else I'd rather see the fucking uncut Navy SEAL guy right |
| 1:18.8 | he's probably like got a jock on to you know I I I'm hoping he's not wearing a shirt |
| 1:24.4 | I'm hoping I get to you know rest my my head against his chest as he carries |
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