68 - Space Back Mountain

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Realistic sex toys, Jewish superheroes, and space jealousy.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	.
0:03.0	.
0:05.0	. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,
0:33.9	which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast.
0:38.3	With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,
0:44.5	the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.
0:53.4	Cowboy Boys. How come?
0:56.8	Why are you already laughing?
0:59.6	I don't know.
1:00.7	It's the way you say it.
1:02.8	How come they don't make a hairy fleshlight?
1:08.1	Whoa, didn't we find they had made one?
1:12.6	Well, that's the, I just looked it up.
1:15.0	They, but you can't like buy a real, like, so I looked it up and then they, there's the gag.
1:22.6	If you type in Harry Flashlight into Google, a bunch of just porn videos pop up that
1:27.4	aren't relevant.
1:28.0	But then the second link is gift gags.
1:30.0	And it's like, ha ha, it's a hairy flashlight.
1:33.6	No one would really want to fuck this.
1:35.3	It's gross.
1:36.0	Like, why isn't there a cool fleshlight with like a landing strip on it?
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