I'm

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. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,

which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast.

With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,

the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.

Cowboy Cowboy Boy

So I have a theory that zoos would be better

if we started giving all the animals steroids.

Okay.

Like, but also, like, let some of the animals attack each other.

Like, I guess, you know how nature preserves are just like, hey, there's this area of land.

Yeah, you might see a lion fucking bust another, a gazelle's cheeks while you're out here.

What?

Like, isn't Yellowstone just a big nature preserve?

Yeah.

So why don't...

You could just see a bear fuck something up.

I guess because then they make reserves to make the animals like recover, right?

Because they're dwindling numbers.

So why don't we give animals steroids to help their numbers while they're weak?

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