It's Monday.

March 19th. The word of the day is Miriachet, which means a nervous disease in which the patient

imitates the words they just heard.

Used in a sentence, and the word of the day

is myriachshund, which means a nervous disease

in which the patient imitates the words they just heard.

All right, I feel like describing it as a nervous disease instead of a domestic policy agenda

kind of poisons the well, but okay.

Did he poison a well now?

I haven't checked my phone for 48 seconds.

No illusions. I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Heath and Wright and

Broadcasting Delayed from America's far center we are the Skeptocrats.

On this week's episode high schoolers practice leaving school alive for a change.

I'll be sick of the term blue nami even before I hear anyone say it.

And the Senate decides to deregulate piggy banks up to 250 billion dollars in holdings.

But first, the rest of the intro music. Joining me for headlines tonight, our fellow skeptic rats, No illusions, and Eli Bosnick.

Noah, Eli.

Dodd Frank is getting scrapped,

and the only rule about banks is,

there are no rules.

So you guys ready to start up our apocalypse credit union that we're talking about?

Exactly I feel like the like the first national bank of Jesus hating abortion would have enough

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