It's Monday.

March 5th.

And the word of the day is valetudinarian,

which means a sickly or weak person,

especially one who's constantly and morbidly concerned

with his health.

Used in a sentence, Eli was the valetudinarian of his high school graduating class,

yet still only got into a safety school for college.

I remember when the introes to our show weren't direct personal

attacks. It was long ago. We'd only seen 800 Christian movies. It was a

simpler time. Before we broke. I got to say until you started using it in a

sentence, I was sure that was a roundabout way of wishing me a happy birthday but no that was Eli

Anyway, I'm no illusions

I'm Eli Bosnick

Heh Enright and Broadcasting Delayed from America's far center we are the

Skeptocrats on this week's episode Vladimir is Putin us on the Fritz

it turns out the Chinese guy's name is not 11 Jin-Peng.

And we're pretty sure Smith and Weston is about to end their relationship with the NRA.

But first, the rest of the intro music.

Joining me for headlines tonight, our fellow sceptic rats, No illusions, and Eli Bosnick.

Noah, Eli.

Before we start, just, you know, for fun,

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