68: GAM067 Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2016

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm"; a story of the biblical apocalypse as told through whatever spare CNN stock the producers could get their hands on. Join us as we marvel at the insensitive appropriation of real people's suffering for the sake of a crappy movie featuring Frankenstein's Game Show Host. --- You can find tickets to our live show in Chicago on Friday, January 13th here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

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0:00.0	Oh
0:03.8	Hey guys, oh, give you a give you a 12 second delay and Parker has to ask he's like oh what's a 12 second delay?
0:10.3	I've heard of 10 second delays
0:13.1	Yeah, it's like that but bigger this is like a two-minute dialogue we have in this
0:18.6	He's like it's a delay of 12 seconds. I wanted him so badly to be like what's a 12 second delay and for the other guy to just be like
0:30.0	ah
0:36.9	Not awful
0:41.2	oh
0:50.6	Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from christian cinema because no billionaires want to hate fuck us
0:56.7	I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend he then write heath welcome back
1:01.9	Thanks, uh, you know who's a great actor?
1:05.6	Kirk cam
1:08.6	rated
1:10.1	Kirk Cameron Wow miss that guy and sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli
1:16.2	How are you this fine afternoon sir?
1:17.7	Speak for yourself about the hate fucking thing. There's a tiny businessman
1:21.5	I've been trolling his single-handed Facebook page for the last six years. We're getting there. We're getting
1:26.9	No, you meet me at the mandarin Oriental hotel at 59th Street
1:30.7	Well, there are plenty of billionaires that want you to be hate fucked. I get I get that I understand that
1:37.0	Not much I will concede so tell us heath what in the world inspired the Kirk Cameron love
1:43.9	That we will be breaking down today. I that's that doesn't count as a sentence
1:47.5	But I'm gonna throw it out there anyway. Yeah, all right. We watched
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