67: GAM067 Blood Freak

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2016

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

In this week's show, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Blood Freak, the single greatest use of the cinematic medium in both history and future. It's the classic story of boy meets girl, eats poisonous science-turkey, gets turned into a blood drinking mutant, and then turns to Jesus. --- If you'd like to pick up tickets to see us live in Chicago on Friday, January 13th, you can find them here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

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0:00.0	And before we get into this scene, I just want to point out like right at the very beginning
0:07.5	there's this weird speed zoom that screams of oh shit that's not the right button
0:12.9	It's so clearly that moment in the home movies where your aunt was like they high grandpa
0:20.2	Oh god
0:21.2	I don't like it
0:23.8	ARIES
0:24.8	ARIES
0:26.8	We'll watch this when you're dead
0:29.8	When you're dead
0:37.8	God awful movie movies
0:40.8	movies
0:50.6	Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because nothing else
0:55.4	We've tried as quiet of the lambs. I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend
1:00.8	Heath and right heath welcome back sir best movie ever
1:05.1	This is I came nine times my sex life has peaked
1:10.5	Beaked and and sitting anyone miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli
1:17.1	How are you this fine afternoon sir?
1:19.1	Best movie ever
1:21.3	My life has peaked not my sex life
1:24.0	My existence has been I consider just killing myself on video and submitting that as the gamcast like hey guys
1:33.1	You'll never need me again
1:35.1	pow
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